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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? A: Out, out, damned Spot!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"

"Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office? They said it was a staff infection."

"I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive."

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"How I broke my cat's knees? With rude eyes."

"There's a thin line between word and world."

"Pretty woman wouldn't have been as sweet of a love story if we saw all the times she sucked c**k for money weeks prior."

"What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill."

"I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."