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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school? There aren't many paedos in the camp."

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"When I get fired, I assume they are going to show me a hidden-camera montage of me flipping off my boss and customers behind their backs."

"How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack..."

"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."

"I hate seeing people I know on Tinder My girlfriend has some explaining to do..."

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"You know how I feel when I had sex with a rather large girl before she became extremely attractive? It's okay, because I fucked her before it was cool. *Throws on hipster glasses*"

"A cowboy goes to the barber. When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what? Pony gone."

"Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ` ` Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally."