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Joke of the Day
"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"
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"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."
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"Favorite Cheese What is a mathematicians favourite cheese? Dairylea Cheese Right Angles"
"I believe in the vagina like other people believe in God I've never seen one before, but I have faith."
"Looks like it's time to start pretending Andy Murray isn't Scottish again..."
"""Hey Daddy!!! Watch what I can do!!"" - aaaaaaaaand hospital."
"What's brown and sticky? My Beyonce calendar."
"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "
"I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events."