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Joke of the Day

"The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don't think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist."

"Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied."

"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"

"Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5? Because he knows how to reduce fractions."

"Pick the odd one out... Pick the odd one out: eggs, meat, wife, blowjob. You can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blow job"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."

"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"

"There are two kind of women in this world. Those who get mad about everything, and those who get mad about nothing."

"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"

"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"