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Joke of the Day
"My little brother is the sweetest kid. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Stillborn."
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"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"
"""Are u going to the circus?"" is a perfectly good sentence when not used as a follow-up 2 your wife's question: ""how does my make-up look?"""
"Why did the rich man go crazy? He had one-million dollars, but no cents."
"Why are air hostesses bad at dating? Most men aren't interested in **plane** women."
"What kind of vegetable comes to all your parties? A turnup"
"2016 Election Honestly hurricane Matthew should run for president because I think he left the biggest mark on the country"
"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"
"I asked my lawyer cousin, an orthodox Jewish man, his opinion on gay marriage He said ""that would be GREAT for business"""
"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"