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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA."
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"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."
"A #colon has only two job options: become a punctuation mark, or work for an asshole."
"""I sit on my ass looking at the web all day."" a spider"
"TIL: They're making a sequal to Brokeback Mountain... Called Sore Ass Pass."
"Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine? The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!"
"Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed."
"Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once."
"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."
"My friend was called fat today. I told him ""It'll be okay, just keep your chins up""."