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Joke of the Day

"Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: what Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: WHAT Evil Queen: on the wall Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry"

"""Last Airbender"" got a 6% on 'Rotten Tomatoes.' Do you know how bad a film has to be to get below 15%? ""2 Girls 1 Cup"" got an 18%."

"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"

"I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can't wait till they see it"

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the"

"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."

"On average, how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them."

"My girlfriend was going to take my last name when we get married... but now we're changing it to Clinton so we can get away with anything we want"

"Who was the most well rounded knight of Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""