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Joke of the Day

"What do a Tupperware designer and a horny walrus have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers A virgin"

"Jesus reading the list of sins OH MY GOD WHO DID THAT? OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS? ...Dying."

"What do you get if you cross a rooster with a disobedient dog? A cock that doesn't come."

"What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John."

"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"

"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"

"Why don't you see any transgendered parents? Because they're trans-parent"

"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."

"When I see.... ...lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."