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Joke of the Day
"Jesus reading the list of sins OH MY GOD WHO DID THAT? OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS? ...Dying."
Next Joke
"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""
"[Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is"
"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"
"i've been in love only two times in my life and one of those was with a cheesecake"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy... But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy"
"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."
"What's the slowest, most painful way to kill yourself? Get married."
"A businessman becomes a president Seriously this is a fucking joke"
"How do you get a blonde on the roof? Say the drinks are on the house"