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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"

"Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?"

"I've always wanted to be a comedian... But I have a tremendous fear of being laughed at."

"If sober me won't do it...drunk me will."

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your ears"

"Somewhere there's a DJ Tanner spinning to a full house and that's what keeps me going you guys."

"Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella? Fo da drizzle."

"The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or..."

"why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!"

"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."