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Joke of the Day
"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""
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"I know weathermen get excited about snow, but it's kind of distracting when they jerk off during the forecast."
"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""
"Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!"
"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."
"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"
"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."
"If I lived in medieval times I'd get laid a lot because ""Would dost thou enjoy my penis shoved into thine lady parts? sounds fucking classy."
"[Michael Cera knocked backwards by ejecting toast]"
"genders are like... genders are like the twin towers... there use to be 2 of them and now its just offensive to talk about it"