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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."
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"ANCHOR: Now over to Mike for the weather. ME: IT'S REALLY WEATHERY RIGHT NOW, CARL, WITH MORE WEATHER TO COME! THAT'S IT FOR THE WEATHER!"
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."
"What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan? Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light? Kia stoptima"
"If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?"
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."
"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."
"Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election? Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood"
"What's most jewish of all reptiles? The MOSESaur!"
"I babysat for the first time and it was just non-stop screaming. Next time I'll look before I lie down on the couch."