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Joke of the Day
"Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."
"What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie."
"Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."
"Did you hear about the alcoholic chemist that died? He just loved drinking PBr"
"Trains delayed due to: - Wrong kind of sun - Ominous cloud - Slightly damp leaf - Chilly track - Suspicious gravel - Sarcastic swan"
"What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression."
"Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... Quiet."
"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."