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Joke of the Day

"If I lived in medieval times I'd get laid a lot because ""Would dost thou enjoy my penis shoved into thine lady parts? sounds fucking classy."

"Where was Jar Jar Binks in the new Star Wars movie? Answer: Who gives a fuck?"

"Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts? Because they'll crack up anyways"

"What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor"

"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!"

"What does a gay Kraken eat? *Seamen*"

"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"

"What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker? If the rubber snaps, you're screwed"

"A good laugh, a great orgasm, and a long sleep are the best cures for most woes... For everything else there's booze."