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Joke of the Day

"genders are like... genders are like the twin towers... there use to be 2 of them and now its just offensive to talk about it"

"Interviewer: ""So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Me: ""My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly."""

"A guy on Catfish dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldn't buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic."

"I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do I hate laundry."

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."

"Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference"

"Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage"

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"