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Joke of the Day

"What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos."

"Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold"

"Why are elephants big and grey? Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grapes."

"i won a latin grammy but i have no idea what to feed her and she's getting frustrated by the language barrier"

"Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"Every summer I go to Grammar Camp we discuss creative ideas and pitch our new tense."

"I was going to write a joke about feminism... But my husband wouldn't let me."

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."

"Few people know that inventor of the car alarm Enrico Irritanti never owned an automobile. He did, however, passionately hate his neighbors."