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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."

"[Slightly NSFW] What's the difference between a computer and a woman? Computers will take floppies."

"If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously."

"If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."

"Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night."

"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"

"Here's a joke from Hilary Clintons emails... [deleted]"

"C'mon, I can't be the only one that does kegels to pass the time in meetings"

"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"