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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."

"Amazing statistic. The new U2 album is the most deleted record in history."

"Are you on a date with me or with your phone? Just make sure that phone pays your share of this bill by the end of the night."

"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"

"why does iron man act like a girl? he's a Fe male."

"[on date pretending not to be a dung beetle] Date: What's your favourite meal? Me: Poop Date: What? Me: SOUP, I like eating soup"

"Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck."

"I put a roofie in my wife's drink last night. It was AWESOME. I played PS4 for five hours straight without anyone asking me to do anything."

"What's the Italian version of Preparation-H? Innuend-O"

"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."