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Joke of the Day
"If you type in ""google"" in google search, it shows you pictures of your grandkids"
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"If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends."
"So I was having sex with this chick and she kept calling out another blokes name. What kind of name is 'rape' anyway?"
"So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It's pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus"
"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."
"I like girls in high heels They're always on there toes Whacka, whacka"
"what's the worst part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in."
"What kind of meat do priests eat? Nun."
"I'm sick of pretending. I'm ready to tend!"
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said, ""yeah it's pretty straightforward."""