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Joke of the Day

"My mate went to a fancy dress party as a silent bee. ""Very subtle,"" I thought."

"Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently ""My dick"", is an inappropriate answer to the question What do you want most in a woman?""."

"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."

"Plans to make the new TV series, CSI Baton Rouge were scrapped yesterday. The producers discovered that nobody has any dental records and everybody has the same DNA!"

"Ate raspberries for the first time in a while. I got retarted."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into congress Te priest turns to his friend and says ""is this some kind of joke?"""

"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"

"I go to strip clubs for the music."