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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."
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"I'm not mature enough to work at Siemens."
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"
"What I need is to find a woman who loves me for my money ... but doesn't understand maths. - Mike Birbiglia"