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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."
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"Someone told me they could beat me in a photoshop battle. Adobe'd it."
"What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba!"
"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 4 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."
"How do you figure out that your girlfriend is getting too fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"
"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron... but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt"
"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"