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Joke of the Day
"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"
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"*Uses public restroom **Squats so long walks out with buns of steel"
"*throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic* Wife: Hun, I don't think ""flipping the bird"" means what you think it means."
"What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent."
"So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells... I said ""black people"" and somehow that wasn't right"
"(i walk up to the counter at subway) hey hows it goin? (i rest my foot on the sneeze guard thing and it slams shut on the guys hands) my bad"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."
"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."
"What do you call a mexican without a car? CAR-LOSE"