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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi walk into congress Te priest turns to his friend and says ""is this some kind of joke?"""

"Say what you will about pedophiles At least they drive slowly past schools"

"It was the Fourth of July The department I work in has a lot of people frm Turkey. My job is to fire people. I had to fire Turks."

"The name's Bond.. James Earl Jones."

"I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building... Friendship."

"Today, I woke up an optimist. He punched me in the face."

"I asked for her number she said sex sex sex I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight! I said, Wow! Then her friend said, She means 666-3629."

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds. Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo."

"Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. "