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Joke of the Day

"Ever look in the fridge and be disappointed that all there is for supper is leftover pizza and beer? Yeah, me neither..."

"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."

"If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear"

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"

"What do you call your mother's father when he's good to you? A Grand-father."

"I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents"

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it eh?"

"Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin? He didn't know he had it in him."

"You're so ugly that when you went to turn on your car stereo it overheated, fizzled, died out and started playing Who Let The Dogs Out"