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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it eh?"

"Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it!"

"My wife has eczema on her Boobs. She has a cracking pear of Tits."

"Who was the first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who stayed up all night debating the existence of Dog?"

"I avoid making eye contact like my loneliness depends on it."

"I use to know someone who was addicted to soap. He's clean now"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when masturbating? His ears."

"What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war? Now you're just Stallin."