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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your mother's father when he's good to you? A Grand-father."
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"What is this superb owl of which you speak?"
"I wrote a program to do my acounting It works really well, it said there are 3 in this sentence."
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed!"
"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"
"[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran? Because homos in Iran do not exist."
"Hurricane Sandy I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, ""What is that?"" I replied, ""A watered down Manhattan."""
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO from the other sideeeee"
"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"