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Joke of the Day

"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."

"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."

"[first date] me: [don't let her know you're a microwave] her: my food is a bit cold me: [my head starts slowly rotating]"

"What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana."

"Battered women... ...sounds delicious. But that doesn't make it right!"

"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one...but the light bulb has to WANT to change."

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."

"Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game? It's Hylian-ticipated"

"Life is like a box of condoms. If you don't use one, you never know what you're goin get."