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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"
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"What do you call a bouncer at a.. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower."
"How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already."
"I'm at the point in my life where ""friend with benefits"" just means a person who gives me their Bed Bath & Beyond coupons."
"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."
"What does batman take in his beverages? just...ice."
"Listen lady, you have 2 options. Either make your baby stop eyeballing me, or she & I can go outside to settle this."
"What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day"
"Found my cat reading To Kill A Mockingbird. I told him that it didn't actually involve killing birds, but he said he liked courtroom dramas."