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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"
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"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires."
"First the found ice on Mars and then they found water, now they just need to find whiskey to prove that 'Men are from Mars'."
"What does an African child's mom say when it doesn't finish its dinner? What mom?"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"
"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks"
"My girlfriend always cheats when we play board games, like last night, we were all playing Monopoly and she was next door fucking the neighbour."
"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."
"What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom? Of chorus."
"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"