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Joke of the Day

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents."

"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"

"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"

"The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish..."

"Yo mama so fat... her carbon footprint turned to diamond."

"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."

"It's a sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more often than you do."

"All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn't want to talk to you."

"Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub? They are skilled at riposting good content"