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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Neil DeGrasse Tyson with champagne poured over his chest? An Astro-fizzy-tits."
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"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"
"I went to go see the Vagina Monologues... I went to go see the Vagina Monologues/And all I got was a yeast infection."
"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."
"Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face yes."
"Elton John just launched a women's lingerie line.. ""And you can tell everybody this is your thong"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"
"I'm never buying a Labrador... Havent you seen how many of their owners go blind?"