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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion? You can't milk a cow for 2000 years"

"Ugly Duckling is my favorite story that teaches kids it's okay to look weird for a while as long as u get ur act together and become hot."

"You know when doctors leave the room they are just checking Web MD right?"

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"How much does a Hipster weigh? An Instagram."

"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"

"I got fired from a suicide hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology."

"I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn't get into it at all."

"If the pensieve from Harry Potter could think... It would be thoughtful."

"what do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??"