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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"

"Cotton Mouth I hate when i get cotton mouth, but that happens a lot when you eat a lot of pants."

"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the front-lines."

"Why did the hipster die? He thought breathing was too mainstream"

"Very proud I've never once screamed ""Woo!"" at anything."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."

"Cup of coffee Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking"

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"

"Love is like a box of chocolates However good it tastes you know it will inevitabley turn to shit."

"Whats the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? (first ever post in a year on reddit!) One has hydraulics and the other high bollocks! Brilliantly told by my Irish cousin."