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Joke of the Day

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on the keyboard... ...I would probably be escorted out of the Mac store."

"The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)"

"creating an app called Friends With Pools. It's exactly what you think it is."

"Superman can save the world but Clark Kent"

"I got my beautiful wife a lovely woolie hat and a coat for Christmas. She's gonna need it because I've just lost our house to gambling."

"a quick zinger If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."

"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."

"I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours."

"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."