57160
Joke of the Day
"What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers."
Next Joke
"Why can't fashion designers play uno? Because they always draw a cardigan."
"A friend of ours is practicing baking apple pies. She brings them over to our house and later asks us how we liked it. I tell her ""You need more practice."""
"One day Jack was feeling happy.. Happy slapped him."
"Yoga is really kicking in. I'm seeing the definition in my arms and overall flexibility. My vibrator is gonna be really impressed."
"I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse."
"Two blondes came across some tracks in the woods - and they argued with each other about whether or not it was bear or deer tracks... Until they both got hit by a train."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"
"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."
"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."