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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinsky is voting for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential Election, because the last time a Clinton was in office, it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."

"I hate ramen noodles. *Checks bank account balance* I love ramen noodles!"

"Whenever you're feeling inadequate, remember: You know more about medicine than legitimate doctors during the civil war did."

"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."

"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"

"If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? The swallow."

"But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?"

"Interestingly enough, you can get STDs from a toilet seat... But only if you sit down before the other guy gets off. Source: QI"

"Where can a hand refuel its car? At a fist pump."