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Joke of the Day

"For your information, we'll be remembered as the generation who thought a fat Korean pretending to ride a horse was entertaining to look at."

"What's the top song by the Vietnamese Beatles? Rice Fields Forever."

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"I told my grandpa he should wear his hearing aids but he won't listen"

"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."

"Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men."

"They call it The ""I'm listening"". They call it The Dr. Crane. They call it... ... tossed salad and scrambled eggs."

"I like my women like how I like my coffee Ground up and put in my basement."

"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."

"You're Immature My girlfriend said that I'm too immature I said if I'm immature than why have i got an arsfor She said wats an arsefor I said shitting and giggled for 20 mins"