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Joke of the Day

"Whenever you're feeling inadequate, remember: You know more about medicine than legitimate doctors during the civil war did."

"No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you."

"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"

"I've realized that women don't necessarily care what I have to say, they just want to hear what they have to say repeated in a deeper voice."

"I organised a 3 some last night. There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time."

"Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback."

"What did the Nurse say when she noticed she had a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "" Some arsehole's got my pen."""

"It's not fair that lab animals get to test all those nice cosmetics while I'm stuck using the cheap stuff."

"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"

"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."