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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $1.79"
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"""the name's bond. james bond. james bond jovi."" coming this summer, YOU ONLY LIVE ON A PRAYER TWICE. rated PG for piece of garbage"
"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."
"Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone."
"Typing ""I hate Reddit"" brings up the following sub-Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/"
"The teenage boy cashier just told my wife that her tampon coupon is expired...and all of Target went silent."
"Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle"
"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."
"[speed dating] *girl sits down* ""hi im melan- QUICK A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENS WHAT WEAPON DO YOU USE ""wha- CORRECT ANSWER WAS KATANA. NEXT"
"Why didnt the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe"