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Joke of the Day
"Why didnt the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe"
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"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."
"What do you do to a chemist after they die? You Barium"
"What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric? ""Take us to your liter."""
"America sure is having some bad luck It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground."
"Joe: Okay so we sneak in one night around February, steal his shoes Obama: Joe Joe: And then dump legos all over the floor"
"Find a way to dress up as ""accidentally liking someone's Facebook picture from 2 years ago"" and really scare people this Halloween."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because, I'm still a little sore"
"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"
"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?"