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Joke of the Day

"Typing ""I hate Reddit"" brings up the following sub-Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/"

"Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo"

"What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Dam!"

"A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, ""Dry?"" The German replies, ""Nein, just one."""

"A psychiatrist diagnosed me with kleptomania. Now I'm taking things for it."

"What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"

"heres a joke your life"

"What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies"

"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"

"What do you call a perturbed grown-up? An addled adult"