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Joke of the Day
"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."
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"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"
"""You seen my cell phone?...What's it look like? Like two horses fucking. It's a phone, son. It looks like a phone."""
"How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter"
"A blind man.. Is walking down the street and stumbles upon a fish market With out skipping a beat he says ""good morning ladies!"" *proceeds to play colt 45*"
"Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer... But he had a *great* Fall!"
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."
"Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with the three guys? She came back with a red snapper."
"I set my alarm clock 15 minutes fast because I enjoy doing math problems first thing in the morning,"
"All these mass shootings make me think... ... People must really hate Catholics right now"