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Joke of the Day

"Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle"

"Overheard: Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: ""I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks."""

"Welcome to Twitter - if you are not already following a mom who drinks wine one will be assigned to you."

"Masturbation is like procasination In the end you're just fucking yourself"

"Where do they make contentment? At the satis-factory."

"What's Brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr Dre......."

"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"

"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"

"My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..."

"why are black people so good at basketball because they can shoot steal and run!"