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Joke of the Day
"What should you do when an elephant comes in your window? Swim."
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"Just bought a Ken doll. I don't know what everyone's talking about, you can't read books on this thing."
"Just found out I'm pregnant. At least that's what this expectant mother sign for my parking spot says."
"All these fireworks and still my girlfriend has the shortest fuse."
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"For Christmas, my wife wanted something that would go from zero to 160 in 4 seconds So I bought her a new scale."
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