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Joke of the Day

"got so drunk last night that I ate a salad"

"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."

"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."

"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"

"Mickey asks Minnie for divorce Minnie: Are you fucking crazy!? Mickey: No, i'm fucking Daisy."

"What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Pick it! (Picket)"

"What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? Are you surebert?"

"What would Hitler be called if he entered into Japan unlawfully? An illegal Aryan."

"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."

"A doctor amputated a hand on a patient and the doctor said to the patient ""on the other hand... you aren't disabled"""