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Joke of the Day

"100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan. Now it's called the F1."

"What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo? Starchy and Husk"

"The generic brand Kool-Aid Man just walks into walls and mutters ""whatever"" and tries to steal your wallet."

"What do you call a singing laptop? A dell"

"What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !"

"If you had sex 365 times in one year and melted the rubbers down to make a tire, what would you call it? A fucking Goodyear! ! !"

"I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying."

"Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race."

"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum."

"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."