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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef."
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"ME: 3 Big Macs please. lol it's my cheat day CLERK: you ordered the same thing yesterday ME:[leans in] why don't u mind your own gd business"
"One thing you should always look for in a woman. A pulse."
"Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"
"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"
"What's best about hiring an immigrant midget? You pay them under the table ;)"
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