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Joke of the Day
"The perfect knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"
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"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor."
"cops shutting down my giant SLIP N' SLIDE again because the traffic on the highway needs to get around us I guess"
"Yo momma is so fat her butt is the butt of every joke."
"Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice."
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president... ...and 50 for Miss America?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"
"My mom's so pessimistic... If there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances."