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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"

"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"

"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"

"What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost and made ppl sad as fuck. joke's on the ppl cus their sad as fuck and i dont care"

"If I were Obama, I'd totally lead with ""My fellow Americans, the situation looks popeless."" #SOTU"

"What was the code to hitler's secret bunker? NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"

"What should you do if you're being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!"

"Shia LaBeouf should never teach sex education He'd tell the kids to just do it."

"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."