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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"
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"Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? It was a ripoff."
"What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"My love is like a candle... (Fixed) http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32850407.jpg"
"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."
"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""
"I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there. He asked me for my two cents."
"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There'sno point to it, anyway."
"I don't believe in Bigfoot; because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my ballet recitals, and always see that one empty seat."
"A man gets shot in the foot. As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, ""Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."""