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Joke of the Day
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
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"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? ""I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!"""
"Why should you never high-five a Roman? They might give you Hi-V back!"
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"
"A tried to take a photo of the fog last night. I mist."
"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."
"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."
"Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke? Cause he just got it!"
"It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils"