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Joke of the Day
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
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"It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy."
"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""
"Gave this artichoke the heimlich maneuver and now he's artiokay."
"What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people?"
"What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !"
"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"
"we dont serve time travelers here A time traveler walks in to the bar."
"So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due."